Angry Salmond: It’s time Trump learned the lessons of Caddyshack … Get nothing and like it!/The National

KERMIT the Frog was wrong – it’s easy being green! Sexy socialists know how important the well being of our planet is; it’s why we combat global warming by being so cool all the time! We fund solar energy, geothermal projects and tidal power systems; the tears of unionists alone will power us for years! We’re also huge fans of fans and, thanks to the gigantic wind turbines, we’re erecting all over our blustery homeland, renewables have overtaken nuclear power as Scotland’s main energy source – proving that love is indeed in the air!

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